How do you make the best action movie ever made? Put together all of the most bad-ass action stars; get a not-so-famous antagonist; use a recycled plot; and give it a crappy title, in which no one will really care as long as we can see all our idols together.
The Stallone-Li-Statham-Ludgren-Schwarzenegger-Willis-Couture-Austin-Crews-Rourke combination really got my testosterone up. It looks like the remake for the A-team will be overshadowed by this Alpha-of-all-alpha-male movie. But where the hell is Chuck Norris? Oh yeah, the movie will have a follow up movie where everyone will be kidnapped and ONLY Chuck Norris will successfully raid the enemy headquarters and rescue them all. It will be titled, Missing In an Action movie. *har har*
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